I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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