There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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