I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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