So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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