If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Two words: blizzard sex
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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