with your own penis?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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