Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
