STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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