Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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