I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we have pet lesbian snakes
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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