so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
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