Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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