Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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