So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Sorry about my life...
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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