Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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