I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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