What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
