Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Randomize
