At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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