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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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