When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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