She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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