i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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