I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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