i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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