I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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