Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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