I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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