Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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