Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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