You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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