i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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