how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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