we have pet lesbian snakes
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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