I saw his package. It spoke to me.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
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There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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