Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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