and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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