just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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