If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
We left the knife in your bed.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
So vagazzling was a success
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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