At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I have post one night stand depression
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