AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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