I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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