DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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