The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You almost got us killed.
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