So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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