Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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