i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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