wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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