I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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