like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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