I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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