Dual....:-)
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
my god I love twenty year old dicks
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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