why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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