susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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