why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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