So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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