their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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