on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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